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		ar[0]
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		"Nothing is as easy as it looks."

		ar[1]
		=
		"Everything takes longer than you 
		think."

		ar[2]
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		"Anything that can go wrong will 
		go wrong."

		ar[3]
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		"If there is a possibility of 
		several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will 
		be the one to go wrong."

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		"If there is a worse time for 
		something to go wrong, it will happen then."

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		"If anything simply cannot go 
		wrong, it will anyway."

		ar[6]
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		"If you perceive that there are 
		four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent 
		these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop."

		ar[7]
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		"Left to themselves, things tend 
		to go from bad to worse."

		ar[8]
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		"If everything seems to be going 
		well, you have obviously overlooked something."

		ar[9]
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		"Nature always sides with the 
		hidden flaw."

		ar[10]
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		"Mother nature is a bitch."

		ar[11]
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		"It is impossible to make 
		anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."

		ar[12]
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		"Whenever you set out to do 
		something, something else must be done first."

		ar[13]
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		"Every solution breeds new 
		problems."

		ar[14]
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		"Trust everybody ... then cut the 
		cards."

		ar[15]
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		"Two wrongs are only the 
		beginning."

		ar[16]
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		"If at first you don't succeed, 
		destroy all evidence that you tried."

		ar[17]
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		"To succeed in politics, it is 
		often necessary to rise above your principles."

		ar[18]
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		"Exceptions prove the rule ... 
		and wreck the budget."

		ar[19]
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		"Success always occurs in 
		private, and failure in full view."

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